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On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on the internet I hardly know told me.
when I get married, idc I’m having morning sex, noon sex, dinner sex, grab the camera let’s record sex, make-up sex, holiday sex, after the kids leave for school sex, on break at work sex, quicky sex, bath sex, honey wheres the remote sex, neighbors know our name sex, 24/7 sex, hot tub sex, angry sex, pull over on the highway back seat sex, night time in the park touching each other sex, sex on the beach, sex on the plane , kids walk in on us WE DONT GIVE A FUCK SEX
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